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14 February 2008 @ 12:04 pm
[Arashi] Four Valentines Aiba Made Memorable for Jun (And One he Made for Aiba)  
[Title] Four Valentines Aiba Made Memorable for Jun (And One he Made for Aiba)
[Author] honooko
[Rating] G-R.
[Notes] For the 24 hour Valentine's Fic Challenge. HAPPY V-DAY!


1. “Sit down for this one,” Aiba said, shifting from foot to foot excitedly. Jun eyed him warily as Aiba pressed down on his shoulders, forcing him onto the couch. Seconds later, he’d darted to the door, waving someone in with so much vigor, Jun was momentarily filled with the irrational fear that his hand would snap off.

‘Someone’ turned out to be a good number of Juniors in cupid diapers, with little pink bows and quivers full of red arrows. At least four of them looked like they been peer-pressured into it, especially once Aiba stood in front of them and began conduction a rousing rendition of ‘Love Me Do’.

As the song came to a close, Aiba twirled around and looked at Jun expectantly. Jun forced a smile, and wondered not for the first time if euthanasia wouldn’t be kinder, in the long run.


2. Aiba pressed him to the bed so fast, a gasp was all he had time for before Aiba’s lips were on his, demanding and rough. The pace was matched by his hands on Jun’s sides, tapping up his ribs and pulling Jun’s t-shirt with them to expose his bare skin. Jun hissed into the kiss, his own fingers hooking in Aiba’s belt loops and using them as leverage to pull him forward. Aiba responded by pulling away just long enough to kick off his jeans and loosen Jun’s, before kissing his way down that pale length of torso.

Jun was impatient now, caught up in the hurried, urgent pace Aiba had set, and he twisted one hand in Aiba’s hair and encouraged him lower, arching invitingly and growling. Following Jun’s hint, Aiba paused only long enough to dip his tongue in Jun’s navel before obligingly licking a long sweep up his cock. Jun cursed, his head dropping back, then forward so he could watch as Aiba’s lips closed around him. With a low hum, Aiba hollowed his cheeks and bobbed his head and Jun could feel his gut twisting at the way Aiba’s tongue was teasing the slit.

How Aiba managed to smile around Jun’s cock was something Jun never quite figured out completely, because as soon as it happened Aiba was also rubbing a palm across his balls and increasing his pressure on Jun’s cock. Jun groaned, long and drawn out as he came, his body tensing as he arched into Aiba’s mouth.

Pleased with himself, Aiba crawled up Jun’s body and placed soft kisses across his jaw. Jun caught his mouth and demanded a proper kiss of him, which Aiba quickly agreed to.

“Happy Valentine’s Day,” Aiba murmured.

“Happy what?” Jun responded.


3. BE MY LOVE ELEPHANT, the card declared in a bright, bold, obnoxious cartoon font. THEY MATE FOR LIFE.


Calmly, Jun turned the card over and began writing out his grocery list.


4. Jun clenched his fists and tried to keep in mind that Aiba was attempting to be romantic. Aiba was trying to make him happy. Aiba was trying not to get punched in the head.

“Why do you have a box of dog poop?” Nino asked brightly, pinching his nose and leaning closer. “Oh wait, it that supposed to be chocolate?”

“Aiba-chan made them,” Jun explained through clenched teeth.

“Oh. I thought he was making you a—Oh, nevermind,” Nino cut off quickly. Jun looked at him suspiciously.

A moment later, Aiba entered the room, flanked by Sho and Ohno. Ohno had a tambourine, and Jun had the foresight to put down the chocolate before he was struck with the urge to start pelting someone in the head with it.

“A LOVE POEM,” Aiba announced overly-loud. “FOR THE ONE I LOVE.”

“Oh my god,” Jun said, putting his face in his hands.

“A man named Jun liked to rock!”

Ohno rattled the tambourine, and Sho pulled out a triangle.

“Our friends on closed doors, they would knock!”

Nino smothered himself with a pillow in an attempt to cover up his laughter. Jun sat on him.

“It’s easy to see, my favorite quality, on him was his really great co—!”

“NO JURY IN THE WORLD WOULD CONVINCT ME,” Jun declared as Sho pried his hands from around Aiba’s neck. “IT WAS A CRIME OF PASSION.”

“Guys? Shouldn’t Nino be breathing?” Ohno squeaked as Nino struggled to get air through his giggles.


5. Aiba had given up on Valentine’s Day, he really had. None of his ideas had ended up making Jun terribly happy (except the one, but he hadn’t even known the date then, so it just seemed like regular pouncing to him) and really, Jun wasn’t romantic like that anyway. Jun liked small stuff, like cooking him an edible dinner, or bringing him new bath salts. Big things just embarrassed him.

But as Aiba sat at the table, munching conversation hearts someone had left in a bowl for snacking, he couldn’t help but feel the tiniest bit disappointed that one of the most exciting days for couples was just an ordinary day for them.

From over his shoulder, he heard Jun cough.

Turning around, Aiba found Jun, a suspiciously pink tinge to his face, extending a bento box.

“Take it, or I’ll take it back,” He said, so Aiba accepted it.

“Can I open it?” Aiba asked carefully, and Jun nodded, sticking his hands in his pockets.

Lifting the lid, Aiba was overcome by the scent of fresh, homemade karaage. Crispy and just the tiniest bit spicy, the food practically glowed at him. It was all he could do not to stick his face directly into the box and just start inhaling it. Then he noticed that the accompanying salad had what were distinctly heart-shaped carrots.

“Jun-chan?” Aiba asked, holding up the box and smiling hopefully. “Did you make it?”

“I am the only person in the world besides your own mother with the patience to slave over food for you,” Jun said, crossing his arms in mock-irritation. Then, hesitantly, he added, “Does it seem okay?”

Setting the box down carefully, Aiba turned and wrapped one arm around Jun’s waist, pulling him close enough for a quick, grateful kiss.

“I’m sure it tastes exactly like Mattsun’s love,” Aiba beamed, not at all surprised when Jun lightly swatted his head and muttered about sappy, lovestruck idiots.

Aiba decided he liked Jun’s kind of Valentine’s a bit more than the rest.
 
 
 
while (morale < improvement) { beatings(); }: oliver - snuggleslazulisong on February 14th, 2008 08:43 pm (UTC)

炎子honooko on February 14th, 2008 09:17 pm (UTC)
I think you know where this is going.
anamuananamuan on February 14th, 2008 08:46 pm (UTC)
3. BE MY LOVE ELEPHANT, the card declared in a bright, bold, obnoxious cartoon font. THEY MATE FOR LIFE.

Calmly, Jun turned the card over and began writing out his grocery list.

I think it's safe to say that scenario 3 was my favourite. Orrrrr, maybe number 4. As I hiccupped desperately in my attempts not to laugh out loud in the school library. THEY'RE ALL SO GOOD. I CAN'T DECIDE WHICH PART I LIKE BEST.
It’s easy to see, my favorite quality, on him was his really great co—!”

“NO JURY IN THE WORLD WOULD CONVINCT ME,” Jun declared as Sho pried his hands from around Aiba’s neck. “IT WAS A CRIME OF PASSION.”

“Guys? Shouldn’t Nino be breathing?” Ohno squeaked as Nino struggled to get air through his giggles.


AND THEN SCENARIO 5 WAS SO CUTE. JUN BEING ALL UNCERTAIN AND EMBARRASSED AND AIBA BEING, WELL, AIBA. LOVE~<3
炎子honooko on February 14th, 2008 09:17 pm (UTC)
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE WONDERFUL COMMENT! XD ♥
gay has sent you a message: aiba/jun - concert ~*~touching~*~beckerbell on February 14th, 2008 09:23 pm (UTC)
HI. HI HI HI. I LOVE YOU A LOT. VALENTINE'S DAY MAKES ME HAPPY AND YOU MAKE ME HAPPY. AND ESPECIALLY AIBA AND HIS FILTHY POEMS MAKE ME HAPPY.

I love that Aiba's not content with embarrassing Jun in private, no, he has to bring an audience in with him and Nino practically suffocating with laughter is perfect. A-also, Jun being all HERE, TAKE IT OR I'LL TAKE IT BACK #>_># is wonderful.

(And I may have melted over the ending because that's a perfect way to end a crazy Valentine's Day fic. ;__;♥)
炎子honooko on February 14th, 2008 09:36 pm (UTC)
I was all ready to beat my head on the keyboard and try to write a meaningful poem for him, until I got over myself and realized Aiba probably has several COLLECTIONS of dirty limericks. Obv.

I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT. I WAS WORRIED.
❝freaky freaky fresh❞: 嵐→ aiba »aiba can has pretty nowfluttering on February 14th, 2008 11:30 pm (UTC)
sfks;fksthatlastline. And happy (belated) Valentine's Day to you! =D

btw, Nino smothered himself with a pillow in an attempt to cover up his laughter. Jun sat on him. might be the most amazing line ever. ♥
Staehli Koryn: Soubi <3fae_elric on February 14th, 2008 11:58 pm (UTC)
Rabu rabu! *_* <3

BE MY LOVE ELEPHANT indeed. XD
i_am_zani_am_zan on February 15th, 2008 12:18 am (UTC)
I couldn't choose one for a favourite..but "be My Love Elephant" ...

I may make a card like that for some one someday, and I'ma blamin' you! *hearts* ^__^

Also I cannot get the picture of the Juniors onw in diapers, and ribbons. -bwahahahaha!!!! - out of my head now! The brain it is broke.

And Ohno worried about Nino not breathing...there is everything to love about these, every line every thought every idea,

very much love and hearts ...thank you!
サマンサックス: matsujun loev peppersomnipresentdmat on February 15th, 2008 12:21 am (UTC)
YOU ALMOST MADE ME NOT HATE VALENTINE'S DAY.
Jedi Protein of Milk Digestionhtenywg on February 15th, 2008 12:53 am (UTC)
EVERYTHING WAS BRILLIANT. ♥
1992*4##111: arashi- Jun- OOOOOOOOOOOgimmick_game on February 15th, 2008 01:17 am (UTC)
O____O

i..i..i..i...i...i....


marry me? *whimpers*
All aboard the failbus!: Arashi//_shanghaiiverin on February 15th, 2008 02:28 am (UTC)
ILU and you know it.

Write more Jun. Your Jun KILLS ME SO MUCH. He's fantastic.
Kitayama might be taking a picture of this: omg stfumousapelli on February 15th, 2008 02:32 am (UTC)
oh my god, this is hilarious and perfect and OHNO HAS A TAMBOURINE. DEAD. ROTFL.

ilu omg.
Mitan/Litany: minelitany_sh on February 15th, 2008 03:23 am (UTC)
ywrupihewpifbv

i is broken.



...omg
I want to say how perfect it is, but every scene is such love that I would have to quote the whole thing...
aida69aida69 on February 15th, 2008 03:29 am (UTC)
the "be my love elephant" line was PERFECT!!! <3333333

thank you and happy valentines day ^_^
hack_benjamin22hack_benjamin22 on February 15th, 2008 03:58 am (UTC)
I am breathless with laughter and that is a compliment in and of itself. Lots and lot of hearts for this. :D
just once (then) 한번도。: arashi :: aibajun :: from ear to earaoimidori on February 15th, 2008 04:08 am (UTC)
THERE ARE NO WORDS. I was wondering if someone was even going to write Arashi for the 24H Valentines Challenge and you did! AIBA/JUN AT THAT. And the world is a happy place again.

I can't even choose my favorite. Possibly 3, BECAUSE THEY MATE FOR LIFE. Except 4 has the love poem and the rest of Arashi. (And 2 has the porn, and 1 the poor juniors, AND I REALLY CANNOT CHOOSE. *cough*)

“I am the only person in the world besides your own mother with the patience to slave over food for you,” Jun said, crossing his arms in mock-irritation. Then, hesitantly, he added, “Does it seem okay?”
:DDDDDDDDD